It's Time for the Ellies!

Tonight, the American Society of Magazine Editors (ASME) hosted its presumably swank National Magazine Awards ceremony (the aforementioned "Ellies") at Lincoln Center. For all twelve of you out there who care, you can find a full list of the winners over at the ASME site.

For those who don't care, just know that Foreign Policy magazine (this magazine does, apparently, exist) beat out Time Out New York, Mother Jones, Paste, and Los Angeles. Oh, and Field and Stream beat The New Yorker. Look, ASME. There's a difference between "Giving The New Yorker Every ASME Award Possible" and "Completely Ignoring Quality Publications Just to Break the Mold." I mean, really. Reader's Digest? That shit has not been relevant since about 1973.