Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Gold digger

I'd like to take this time to announce that I will not be submitting my name for Emmy consideration this year.

(Pause.)



I know. It's such a shock. You all were expecting me not only to be nominated, but also to win. You didn't care that I hadn't even appeared on a television show. And for your faith, I thank you. But sometimes, you just need to wait another year or ten for the time when you're given the right material. Or any material.

Kisses!

(Photo ripped from the Salt Lake Tribune's blog.)

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