Don't shit where you eat

That's a fairly common aphorism, no?

Apparently not in Taiwan.

(Suddenly, I want some Tasti-D-Lite. Does that make me gross?)

On Dick Armies

There really isn't anything I can add here that'll be better than this:

The Ocho

I love reading stories about Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco. Seeing a phrase like "According to Ocho Cinco's contract" never fails to bring a smile to my face.